137+Best Flirty Instagram Captions-Funny Guys Selfie Quotes

By | February 6, 2023

The young generation loves spicy things. Not only in their food but also they love spice on their pictures and so as captions. Spicy pictures and spicy captions are in trend. This generation loves to flow with the ongoing trend. They also try to add chills to their Instagram feeds. In this way, people get attracted to their feed. They gain followers, get popularity on social media.

If you are someone who wants to go with the trend then to upgrade your Instagram feed, try to play with your pictures and captions. To add some chills to your feed try flirty Instagram captions. This kind of captions attracts people to your feed. If you want to grab attention then you must try these awesome flirty Instagram captions.

Everyone loves to grab more attention. Some people enjoy flirting. It always has been in trend. Some people are just so awesome at flirting. They do it so smoothly that the opposite side of people gets attracted to him/her. If you are one of them then I must say you are awesome.

To show your own personality on social media, try to pick that kind of picture in which people will get to know your personality. Put attractive flirty Instagram captions with your pictures to some more comments and likes on your pictures.

If you are not a person who can flirt with someone so easily, but you want to look your feed flirty and attractive then try these flirty Instagram captions. It will definitely amp up your social media feed.

These fantastic flirty Instagram captions go with your cool pictures and your cool Instagram feed. This kind of picture will boost up your simple selfie also.

Flirty Instagram captions get the required attention and affection. You just have to capture pictures and you are good to go.

Flirty Instagram captions

Flirty Instagram captions

Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.

No one can love you as I love you.

We’re like sweet as sugar and cool as ice.

You have no idea how much you mean to me.

The only reason I learned how to flirt isto woo you.

Let me hold your hand for you.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Kiss me my lips don’t complain.

You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH.

Kissing burns a ton lot of calories. Wanna workout?

When you’re near me, my whole body tingles.

I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner.

Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

If I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.

I can see my moon at your face.

My favorite song is your voice.

I wrote you on my Christmas wish list, so do not be surprised if Santa comes and outs you inside his bag.

Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

When I see our pictures I remember all the naughty stuff we do together.

I wish I was a teddy bear that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

I really want to kiss you right now.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m the boy you’ve always wanted.

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If you will be mine. I can bring shine in your life.

God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.

My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

You must be a full moon, coz every time you are around me, I turn into a beast.

I want to be the girl your “ex” hates, and your mom loves.

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.

Let’s do some, “We shouldn’t be doing this,” things.

A bad boy who is also a good man is very difficult to find. Where can I find one?

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

Many people say that pretty is on the inside. Lucky for me, I’m also pretty outside.

Ask me a star I will bring the whole sky.

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

You’re really near to impeccable.

If you fall in love with me, I’m not responsible for any damages. Consider yourself warned.

They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.

Hey beautiful! You must be tired after running all day in my mind.

I can’t read lips unless they are touching mine.

Am I taken? Yes, taken for granted!

I have high double standards.

Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

You don’t even have to ask. The answer is yes!

Look into my eyes and you’ll see paradise.

They say good things come with time, and that’s why I’m always late.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

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I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses every day. All I’m asking is just one from you.

Don’t tire yourself at work. You’ll need some energy for later.

When you sat down next to me, my heart just forgot to breathe.

Every morning I wake up happy b’coz I know I will see you.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you.

I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

Oh, I just got out of the shower.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

What am I doing in your inappropriate thoughts right now?

You and I are both crazy… So let’s do crazy things together.

I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.

You may be out of sight but you’re never out of my mind.

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Do I know you? Cos, you look a lot like the future Mrs.

If you like this, then you like me.

If it’s hard for you to get me out of your head, then perhaps I’m supposed to be there.

Unexpected kisses are the sweetest.

If we were together right now, what would we be doing?

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Yes, I am thinking about you right now… that’s my job.

Our love is like wine old and better.

I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

That’s called we love.

Of all the women I have been with, nothing can be compared to you.

I’m 50% single.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.

I want to propose you in each and every way, I can.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it …so I said “Implants?”

You already caught me, but every day, you pull me in deeper and deeper.

You’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.

It’s okay…you don’t have to stop staring ….that just means you’re interested.

Thinking of you is my favorite part of the day.

YOU have no idea how fast my heart beats when I…..SEE YOU.

You’re so hot, I get a tan every time I look at you.

Innocent people have the naughtiest mind.

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I wish I were your cuddly bear.

I’m S.I.N.G.L.E.: Sexy, Innocent, Naughty, Gorgeous, Lustful, and Exciting!

More love more care.

I used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better at it now.

You make me nervous in a good way.

Every time I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

Even the gloomiest days become sunny when you smile at me.

I think my perfect menu would include you.

You and I both will be looking sexy together.

I wish I could copy and paste you into my bed.

I can’t taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Even the moon will bluish after seeing your cuteness.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

My day is incomplete without talking to you.

Your heart is as kind as you are.

Oops! I forgot my cell number. Could I borrow yours?

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Flirty Captions For Instagram

I am currently craving for sweets, could I have your lips?

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

Can you send me a picture? My friends don’t believe that angels really exist.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you.

Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why Boy: I think we should hook up!

I love you I love you I love you… I can say it again and again.

Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you’re mine. Tails, I’m yours.

You just need a high-five. In the face. With my lips.

I promise I am not what you’re used to.

The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.

I’m falling in like you know.

Don’t measure my love just feel it.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

What would you ask from me, if I assure you the answer is “Yes?”

Let’s do some “we shouldn’t be doing this” kind of things.

Love waiting for you to be always with you.

With me, you’ll always have a shoulder to lean on.

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I can’t wait to be by your side again. Or on top, if you prefer.

Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.

What do you and your shower have in common You both get wet when I turn you on.

I’m a gangster girl who darts around wildly but flirts nicely.

You’re in my 2 am thoughts.

There’s an easter parade in my pants…wanna go?

8 billion people in this world and I only want you.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you pushed me!

too glam to give a dam

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

Admit it, I know you miss me.

You’re my snap-story, my latest tweet, and the only one I want to see on my Instagram feed.

Don’t leave me alone and won’t give up please.

I love you means I accept you as you are.

I don’t think you understand how much I want your lips.

What to do? Black or Pink? Care to Help?

God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt.

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You are the amazing gift by God to me.

Careful, babe. Staring too much might cause you to fall in love.

Guess what I’m thinking about right now? You.

If you don’t like my attitude then tell me how to stop talking to you.

If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

You always pop up in my 3am thoughts.

When I see in your eyes I see myself.

What’s your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.

Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!

You are the only one for whom my heartbeats.

You are always my second love, the first is still your smile.

Oh no, my pants are falling for you.

If you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be embarrassed. It just means you’re interested.

Forget the butterflies; I get the whole zoo when I see you.

I am a kinda busy person but if you call me I’ll adjust my time just for you.

I am a fish out of the water without YOU!

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I’m like a fish out of water when I don’t see YOU!

Will you give hope to this hopeless romantic?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I pass by you again?

I hope you have a license because you are driving me crazy

Treat me like a princess.

I want you to be my nothing because they say that only nothing could last forever.

When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

I’ll bring the guns, you provide the buns.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Let keep it short and simple, I like you.

Night is dark but the sun is bright. Our love is blind but our future will be bright.

Your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you. You’re really looking at an angel right now.

Excuse me, why are you so sexy?

Kissing burns a ton of calories. Wanna workout?

It wasn’t love at first sight. But, love at every sight.

Not everybody has to like me. I can’t force you to have good taste.

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Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

If I had a British accent, I would never shut up.

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

Make them stop and stare. The world is your stage.

I’m the hot tea for today.

Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!

I know everything changes, but you’ll always be in my heart.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

Smile is the second-best thing you can do with your lips…

My heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.

If you were a tear I would never cry in fear of losing you.

You are the like of my like.

Life is short. Make every hair flip count.

You make me feel nice every time when I need you.

I’m busy thinking of all the naughty stuff we can do.

You are the beat of my heart.

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

I’m falling in like you know.

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If you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!

See my heart instead of my standard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

Not many girls can take my breath away. But, you don’t even have to try.

Can you please stop being so hot? It’s really distracting.

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I’d like to think inside your box.

Could you please tell me how to come and live in your beautiful heart.

You motivate me every time when I thought I’m nothing.

Love Selfie.

Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.

Bad guys with great heart or a good guy with bad heart… The choice is yours.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Find me where the wild things are.

God made dirt. God made light. God made guys so that girls can flirt.

How did God let you down from heaven?

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

There’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than waiting. But if it’s waiting for you, I’ll gladly do it without any complaints.

Swoon over me, I’ll catch you.

All I need is you under my arms.

What’s the key to your heart.

There’s no way I can handle this scrumptious meal all on my own. Come, let’s eat it together.

You turn me into Wordsworth!

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Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.

Like me as I hate me however you want to.

I LOVE the way you HURT me!

I replay our first kiss a thousand times.

Just one kiss, and I’ll obey all of your whims.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Far in distance, but near at heart, you’ll always be the angel of my heart.

I will marry the girl, who looks attractive in her Adhaar card.

Take one peek and you’re mine.

I wonder how my life would be if I hadn’t met you.

Cinderella by day, SINderella by night.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

Why are you keep running in my mind. Don’t you have any other work.?.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your love.

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